Which Isle of Man bank actually says yes to a new business account?

Someone I met said "Trying to open a business account here and it's slower than expected. Some banks want you trading for a year first. Some want a local director. Some just go quiet."

So, straight question. If you've opened a business account on the Island recently, who did you go with and how long did it take?

And did you try any of the newer options like Revolut from across, or do you need an Isle of Man bank for it to actually work here?

Trying to save the next person a month of waiting.